To the Man with a Ban

Dear Dr.Banner,
Are you angry? Would I not like you when you are angry? The moment I do something you don't like, you seem to turn from a normal individual to a large, violent, angry mass. Time to SMASH!
You seem to have been affected adversely by the vitriol radiated by politicians and the media. Is there any way to reverse the effects of this irradiation? Or is this transformation doomed to happen without warning every now and then?
While this kind of violence is perhaps acceptable in comic books and films, it has no place in real life. You need to watch your temper, Dr.Banner, and learn how to express your opinion without smashing something.

Regardless.

To the Professional Networker

From Siddharth Achaya

Architect at Total Environment Building Systems

Bangalore, India

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